Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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