this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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