just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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