This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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