we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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