If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
All the doctor said was why
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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