How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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