i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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