Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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