gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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