My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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