How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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