Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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