she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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