No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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