she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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