Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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