your room smells of hookers.
And success
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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