do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You were trust falling into bushes
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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