so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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