Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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