I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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