Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Randomize
