he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you didnt know i had herpes?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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