thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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