Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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