Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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