He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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