Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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