I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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