just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize