Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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