she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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