Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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