if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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