So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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