I got chris browned last night
love makes seman taste better
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
