Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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