Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
You took a bar mat shot.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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