Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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