You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
The uberlube is also flammable
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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