I need help removing her.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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