I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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