You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Randomize