NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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