It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Even my vagina gasped.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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