we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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