At least make sure they are 18
Why
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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