Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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