Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
