My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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