How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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