I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
not ubering you a puppy
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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