I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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